Kisah AKU n B'puasa..

Huh..hri ni da msk 22 days kite b'puase kn guys..tp bru hri ni jgk la aq bru nk post sumthng bout my life puase kt UiTM nie..m'nengokkn pic kt atas nie..aq agk korg da tw da ni juadah utk pe..yea,btoi 2..ni la food for my sahur..agak x b'khasiat kn..tp,xpe la,ckup la utk supply energy kt aq nie kn..tq maggie n air kotak q..

Hihi..ketike stomach kosong wk2 pagi ke tghari ni elok la men game..tmbh pulak weather hri ni agk cool kn..men game ape 2 fred,he3x,game fevret la Empire Total War utk sesi pagi(1100-1300) n Godfather The Game utk sesi petang(1300-1500)..err,fred pe yg ko pkai kt mke ko 2..ha3x,2 nmenye OXY, time2 nak raye ni plk byk pimples yg timbul..so,kene la m'hntar renjer oxy aq ni utk m'annihilate pimple2 t'sebut..

ni pulak surau seksyen 2 shah alam..b4 kitorg(aslah n moja) bukak puase secara besar-besaran..moja akan make sure yg kitorang solat maghrib dlu n bru la g makan kt mne2..cre ni t'bukti b'kesan..yeah, d'samping kitorang pn x yh t'gesa2 nk kuar awal n m'nunggu food dlm wk2 yg lme..yela,pas maghrib je leyh ktekn byk la jgk restaurant yg ade tempat utk kitorang..so, b'baloi x..n 4 your information,surau seksyen 2 ni aq pgl surau veteran krne byk jgk senior citizens yg g terawih kt sni,smpi s2 mse 2 aq d'overwhelmed seramai 12 org yg b'rambut putih..thihihi..imam nye plk the fastest ever..dlm kol 2125 HRS dh habis dh 8 rakaat..hmm,save my time maa..


Hah..KFC lg..nk wt cmne..ni je fast food yg t'best spjg aq idop..for bukak puase aq mkn hri nk X-Meal Deluxe..ok jerp,da lme x pekene si zinger 2..so far,KFC still da best..keep it up guys..pas bukak puase kmi terus g surau yg sme..for isyak n terawih..

Choop..pe plak nie..yeah,ni la the famous Fradoo ABC..mmg la nk balik tp aslah plak kte yg ijat sruh dye beli ABC nie..macam2 la korg nie..aq rse bru skali aq mkn ABC kt sni..erm,kt sini jgk ade sorg waiter yg kitorang pggey abg ABC, orgnye bek n ske t'senyum..best la klu beliau amik order utk kitorang..
Da hbis dh..coretan puase aq utk hri yg ke 22 nie..

Kisah AKU n Selayang Mall

Thihihii..erm,Selayang Mall..nape ek..sabtu ari 2 aq g shopping..nk raye la ktekn..so,taun ni x byk sgt stuff yg aq beli ni..coz wk2 aq nk msk UiTM dlu da beli byk jgk bju baru kn..so,wtpe nk m'bazir2 beli byk2 baju g..klu korg nk bce post aq ni...tgk2 la pic nye skit ek b'coz ia adlh slah s2 media utk korg lg m'mahami aktiviti aq spjg aq kt SM 2..

He3x,ni wk2 ngah tgk2 nk beli bju melayu..taun ni family aq decided utk m'makaikaler brown..best x..

Ni lak..nk cri suar tok taun ni..aq plan aq nk bykkn apparel kaler brown la..for gurls yg nak tekel aq kt luar sne..my fevret kaler is brown and brown..k..tgk la blog aq ni,pn kaler brown..

Hehe..ni time nk g bayar la..x kn men amik je kn..erm,pas ni nk gmne lak ek..erm,i got a stuff to do la psni..lets check out la jap..nk g barang 4 org yg t'syg la pulak..

Ha..ni la dye..jmpe pn ko bear..nk beli tuk sape lak nie..erm, x kn nk bagi kt ex kot..tp ko kiut la bear, malangnye klu aq beli ko pn aq nk g kt spe..nt la dlu k..uncle,ni reserve 4 me..

Nk balik la..ade bende nk beli g x..klu x..aq nk pggey driver nie..eh, t'lpe plak..sprti tradisi taun2 sblumnye..lps beli bju raye aq d'wajibkn m'beli games..ha3x,pe g, moh le g game stall..chow..

Kisah AKU n K5/101

Hehe..hri ni aq nak story skit sal bilik k'sygan aq kt UiTM nie...nombornye K5/101..spe2 yg nk dtg amat d'alu2kn tp kene m'consult dgn grandmaster bilik nie dlu, mr.moja..ha3x..ok, as we know,bilik ni adlh bilik yg paling first dlm bdk2 plajar asasi undang2,dats mean aq la org yg paling awal m'jejakkn kaki kt UiTM nie, d'susuli dgn rumate aq..bilik ni agak strategik,t'letak d'hujung blok n b'sbelahan jalan raya n tgge yg m'bawk kite ke fakulti undang2..tandas jgk x la jauh sgt, cme kekadang l klu nk g tandas malam2 2 agk creepy skit coz pokok2 yg de kt sekitar area ni agak m'nakutkn..prima facie(ceyh..pki term law plk..)..err, first impression aq psl bilik ni amatlh pelik,kerane sblm nie,K5 d'huni oleh students pompuan..pergh, mknenye aq tido katil pompuan la nie..ha3x..patotla dlm toilet de gtaw.."jgn buang pad dlm jamban..'huh,skrg ni aq nk cite psl dlmnye plak..ade 2 org je yg dok dlm nie..2 la kekdg agk bosan skit..da la dpt rumate yg 50-50..hnye lappy ni yg dpt m'hiburkan hati yg keep changing nie..barang2 dlm nie aq x nk cite detail sgt, tp korg maybe dpt m'nengok k'adaan dlm bilik ni according to those pictures kt atas..pic 2 adlh kwsan aq yerp..x nk aq amik rumate aq nye tempat..takott2 klu dye pkul aq plak krg..dlm bilik ni de some restriction yerp..dmne,klu nk kuar kene tutup pn2 n tgkap..mstila kn..but, wk2 tido plak,mamat 2 ske bukak tgkap lak..adoi,nseb baek aq de ubat nyamuk letrik 2..hnye bebrape org sajje yg d'benarkn masuk dlm ni dgn kerap..yg laen2 jgn harap la..klu dtg pn juz kt luar je la..ok da la 2, tade bende da nk cite..err, forgot sumthng lak..aq ni p'bersih orgnye..ha3x..chow..

Kisah AKU, LWP01J n Assignment BEL313

Hehe..pic d'atas 2 agk m'yentuh hati n memorable kn guys..ni de la kali t'akhir kami m'natap assignment bel313 yg m'jadi memori hitam buat kami sme..finally,smlm mr.choy m'declare bhwe due date tlh d'tutup means sme assignmet,siap atau x siap kene d'submit hri 2 jgk..so, kite akn pusing ke blkg balik time d'mne hari kmi m'dpt task utk wt bende nie..due to misinterpret of the asasi calendar, aq tlh m'yiapkn assignment aq pd week 8..wk2 lappy aq still x d'jmpe..rpe2nye kene submit pd week 10 la plk..tape la at least tade la feel clumsy nt..d'wk2 kwn2 yg ln sebok m'cari article,aq da manage m'detect flaw n a lil bit fallacies, 7 i think..week 9 b'lalu ngan agk sedikit relax, at last,week 10..(aq still thinking..bile la mr.choy ni nk tgk sme org nye..aq da x sbr nk submit nie..),mr.choy ckp date of submission will be extend to week 11..damn,why..rpe2nye dye nk tgk sme org nye dlu..week 10 ni agk kelam kabut skit coz aq de 2 forum utk d'buat..smpi msenye aq pnye kene check..mr.choy hnye amik 1 fallacy drp 7 yg aq dpt..huh, @#%^& n aq t'pakse m'cari lg 2..at last aq dpt 4..n spirit q b'tambah balik plus with a bunch of counter argument yg dpt dlm artikel..x dpt d'nafikn bhwe ramai jgk yg t'kandas slm sesi m'checking 2..aq felt simpati kt dowg,de yg artikel kene reject last2 minit,de plk yg x dpt cri fallacy n de plk yg pndai2 wt counter argument sndiri..ha3x....week 11, kami m'nunggu sehingga hri jumaat utk m'submit n finally, stibenye aq di kelas..d'sambut dgn b'brape handful guys dri LWP01J..m'buat final check n x smpt nk m'pose dlm pic kt atas..hmm,at least de la gpic gue kt situ..mr.choy pn dtg..saat yg d'tggu telah tibe, n finally aq dgn bggenye pergi ke meja beliau n m'hantar..but..tbe2 choy kte.."i said bring your own pen.."..ha3x,t'lpe la pulak..excited sgt kot..aq pn g ke post aq n amik pen n finally,submitted n tnde tgn kt kertas 2..fuhh,akhrnye..MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...err,psl markah x nk fikir..ha3x..

Kisah AKU ,SAAS n UiTM Dihatiku

Nmpk x menare kt atas ni..erm,nilah menare SAAS..simbol k'teguhan n k'daulatan bumiputra,mjadi k'banggaan siswa n siswi UiTM..menare ni b'diri teguh d puncak t'tinggi UiTM Shah Alam..m'lihatkn menare ni, hti ni b'bangge m'jadi siswa UiTM, k'inginan utk m'majukn n m'daulatkn bangsa Melayu m'bara2 sprti api yg m'bakar bendera p'jajah yg m'rampas n m'nindas bangsa Melayu d'bumi sendiri..kuang hajo pnye pnjajah..nseb baek la ko da bg kitorg independence, klu x..akan ku b'sumpah utk m'halau korg dri bumi melayu yg t'cinta ni..klu korg nk tw..wk2 aq demam kt UiTM, hnye 3 bende je yg aq igt..family, menara SAAS n lagu UiTM Dihatiku..mlm2 aq ske kluar amik angin tepi bilik utk m'natap n m'yerap k'teguhan menara SAAS d'dalam diri..sblm tido aq slalu m'biarkn telinga ni m'dgr lagu UiTM Dihatiku, m'ambil n m'hayati tiap2 lirik yg b'ade dlm lagu 2..rsenye sdh sebati 2 bende ni dlm jiwa aq..bkn aq sorg jea..aq rse sme siswa n siswi UiTM pn m'rsekn cm2 jgk kn..btol x..ok, skrg ni aq nk sme students UiTM m'hayati lirik lagu UiTM Dihatiku ni..lagu yg paling b'makne skali bg kite utk d'iingati..aq brani bet,ade yg x hafal lgu ni lg..

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Kisah AKU n LWPO1J

Hey gengs..bjmpe kite lg dlm ruangan blog sy nie..hri ni t'rase cm nk story skit psl kelas bru sy kt UiTM ni..best la mereke..x cm kwn2 lme..dowg ni antre classmate yg t'baek prnh i jmpe dlm idop nie..LWP01J d'bina dgn asas yg kukuh,d'samping t'bentuk drp pelajar2 yg b'wawasan n b'dedikasi serta pnuh motivasi d'diri mereke..kelas ni b'mule dgn k'hidupn yg harmoni..cet,penipu r ko farid,err..pd asalnye,kelas ni agk dingin yerp d'antre penghuni2 nye..bru2 ni,YB yg bru d'lantik,Mr.Muhaimin tlh m'ambil p'dekatan yg b'beza k,wif de advise of Datin Seri(Miza) n driver dye yg plg loyal(syazwan)..dn kesannye telah m'yatukn rakyat LWP01J ni..our CR, Miss Fara..err,yg mke cm Yuna 2..adlh seorg yg gile..same as Lulu n Alin..dats y kami pgl mereke gangster katak..ha3x..ok,for the highest council members ialah mr.fred mcbride(gue sndiri),mr.eric leong(nezam) n mr.magician(rizki),sumtimes org pggey kami Do,Re,Mi..klako x..kelas ni jge m'punyai several artist such as rosyam nor(zain) n ziana zain(bieha)..kmi jge de mr.arif,hottie class kmi,as well as totally spies iaitu Nomie,Shee n their leader,Fika..ha3x..Cyrill b'asal dri sabah,t'kenal dgn tagline"gud morning class" n mr.buffalo..orait,faisal lak mke cm kwn kakak aq..mmg sme,cme mke kao pnjg skit..amina,athira,ain,jijah,faz n wanie plk jrg b'sosial d'dlm class nie..jarang sgt dgr suare mereke except d'tanye or wt presentation..susah la dpt group ngan dowg ni..he3x,jgn marah..ika,ida,ifa n hana plk aq x taw cmne nk describe coz behaviour dwong ni keep changing..kekdg gile,kekdg snyp..overacting pn ade jgk..last but not least,3 org lg bunga d'dlm class,mereke yg d'maksdkn ialah shai,mira n shahira..2 drpnye b'asal dr kelantan..n sorg lg org johor..dats all la guys..aq ni pn bknnye tw sgt psl korg nie..aq pn start kenal2 ngan korng wk2 pas laptop aq hilang..klu x,xdenye aq nk knl ngan korg..oops..t'lpe plk yg kite prnh de kwn yg pergi m'ninggalkn kite kt sni..culas,liyanna,adirra n syafinaz gud luck utk korg kt sne ek..orait,tade bende nk cite lg..chow..

Kisah AKU, Kenny Rogers Roasters n KFC

Olla,hri ni i nk b'bincang sikit psl fastfood..tw xpe 2 fastfood..hmm,ia adlh sjenis mknan yg d'buat dgn klajuan yg average n duit dlm dompet pn keluar dgn pntas tnpe korg perasan..OK laa,actually nk cite skit psl event hri jumaat ri 2..kami..err,i,with eric leong n rizki g PAS..oi,bkn parti 2 la..plaza alam sentral..kire nk saving la,nk maen bowling kt sne drp g sunway..sblm,kami m'mlekn game..perut yg kosong prlulah di'isi t'lebey dulu utk m'elakkn diri t'darik dgn bola ke lane..rite..kami pn b'jalan2 la sekitar PAS 2..finally,mte kami b'tige t'paku kt restoren KRR..m'mandangkn da lme jgk x mkn KRR ni..maka,kami pn decide utk lunch kt ctu..stelah m'mesan santapan tghari + petang kmi..err,actually,da tw da hrgenye..kmi pn m'waitin dgn sabar n tenang serte k'gelisahan..i ordered roast chicken with original sauce plus with 3 side dishes which are the mashed potatoes,superior baked beans and cheese maccaronies..err,also banana muffins n 7up..d'owg,i ta igt la plk..d'pendekkn story,kami hbs makan n dpt la bill..rizki joking la dgn ckp org 2 nt bg Mr.Bill,chief of the KRR..ta pape r..x phm pn aq..ok la,back to the point,d'pahamkn bhwe bill mknan aq adelh somethng around 25.00 MYR..pergh,ni klu family aq taw nie..mst dowg frustated ngan aq coz ta reti nk b'saving..slps 2 kami pn pergi la b'enjoy lg dgn b'maen bowling..13.00 MYR sorg..gile..m'bazir gile aq hri ni..maen nye maen smpi nk kt kol 7.00 i n eric leong pn b'angkt ke UiTM m'ninggalkn Rizki yg direct trus ke KL..dah r 2..skrg ni nk story psl KFC lak..fastfood k'gemaran aq spjg zaman..sunday night bru2 ni aq g KFC seksyen 2 dgn aslah..dgn 11.75,aq dpt snack plate yg de 2 chicken,wif 1 coleslaw n 1 mashed potatoes..5 pieces of nuggets and also a glass of iced lemon tea..b'baloi x..dats y aq ske mkn kt KFC..dh r 2..pasni aq nk g mkn kt KFC jea..tanak g tempat laen lg..col.sanders,youre really duin a gud job..(pic d'ats ialah eric leong wif rizki kt KRR,while kt bwh,pic gue kt KFC..)

Kisah AKU n Article 153

Hai, hri ni i nk cite psl Art.153, well skrg ni kn da jd law student..mstilah kene m'bntu rakyat M'sia utk lebey m'mahami bende nie..Legal Practitioner la ktekn..Ok guys,bende ni simple jea, i nk terangkn dye nye introduction jerp..yg laen bce la sndri kt Federal Constitution Of Malaysia..x mahal,murah jea..i recommend Federal Constitution kt sme wrge M'sia yg syg negare ni..lets go brother,let proceed..Article 153 of the Constitution of Malaysia grants the Yang di-Pertuan Agong responsibility for safeguarding the special position of the ‘Malays’and natives of any of the States of Sabah and Sarawak and the legitimate interests of other communities” and goes on to specify ways to do this, such as establishing quotas for k'masukan ke civil service, PSD and IPTA.
Article ni adlh slah satu drp most controversial articles in the Malaysian constitution. P'kritik m'consider it to create an unnecessary and racialist distinction antara Malaysians of different ethnic backgrounds, because it has m'bawe to the implementation of affirmative action policies tg hanye m'manfaatkn org Bumiputra, who comprise a majority of the population(well..the majority wil win the power right..). Technically, discussing the ammend of Article 153 is illegal—even in Parliament, although it was drafted as a temporary provision to the Constitution. Despite this prohibition on discussion, the article is heatedly debated both privately and publicly among Malaysians. Pembangkang, especially the Democratic Action Party, are often against the implementation of the article although maintaining support for it. Nevertheless, the article is viewed as a sensitive matter by many, with politicians who are in favour or oppose it often being labelled as racist.
Artikel ni primarily seen as a continuation of previous laws yg d'buat oleh British to protect the indigenous peoples from being overwhelmed by the immigration of org Cina and India. In the years after independence in 1957, the Chinese and Indians were generally rich urban dwellers, whilst the Bumiputra were mostly poor farmers or manual labourers.So, org Melayu igt2 kn la ek..kite d'pelihara..so,gne la Artikel ni sbgi panduan utk b'jaye dlm hidup..bkn nye m'minta bantuan government saje..ok,chow dlu..(pic d'atas ketike d'dalam moot court UiTM..viewer discretion is advised..)